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The Preacher with a Machine Gun (And Other Lies)

5/11/2014

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Picture, mantegna, joe mantegna, criminal minds, rossi, david rossi, fbi, serial killers,Joe Mantegna as Agent David Rossi in "Angels" (cbs.com)
I’m sometimes hooked by the CBS procedural Criminal Minds, but last Wednesday’s episode, “Angels,” gave a fine image of how Hollywood writers view Christianity. (Here there be spoilers). The FBI’s profilers are called to a Texas town where prostitutes are being murdered. One of the suspects is a hostile reverend whom all the residents call “Preacher,” who runs a ministry for victimized women. With the hucksterism of a televangelist, he assures the victims’ survivors that they “must have faith” and not question anything.

            The Preacher is revealed to be running the prostitution ring (of course!) He turns out not to be the killer, but in the episode’s final seconds, fearing arrest, he grabs a machine gun and shoots two of the show’s beloved agents.

Much as I love a twisty investigation, Criminal Minds has displayed a noticeable antichristian trend. Other examples include a sociopathic Bible-quoting prophet who tyrannizes the community within his compound, reminiscent of the Branch Davidian complex at Waco; an arsonist who sets fires in threes as a symbol of the Holy Trinity; and a man traumatized from his upbringing by a backwoods evangelical father.

Do Hollywood’s writers truly believe these characters are normal people of faith? Or is this just the picture they want the public to have of Christianity? Or, I fear, are these the “religious” people the writers have met?

Anyone who has listened to her grandmother speak of Jesus like a neighbor, or seen Pope Francis spend his birthday with homeless men, or heard Billy Graham preach about God’s love—anyone who has experienced these things knows that a life walking beside God is marked with joy, kindness, and gentleness (Galatians 6:22). Notice that perfection is not on the list. But certainly, the relentless ugliness you find in these cardboard boogeymen cannot coexist with a Spirit-filled life. As James writes, salt and fresh water cannot proceed from the same spring (3:12).

A world alien to God, though, will stick with its Westboro mindset of snake-oil preachers and street-corner fanatics. This is what the world wants to believe about believers. Its disciples in art and media “speak as of the world, and the world hears them.” (1 John 4:5). A lost world never finds rest, for “the world is passing away, and the lust of it” (2:17). The only respite from this frustration is to curse and spit at the light. Hence, the machine-gun preacher.

What the world fears, though, is us: people with normal flaws who try to follow Jesus. The world is terrified of meeting Joe Christian, who loves his wife instead of beating her, who coaches his daughter’s soccer league instead of soliciting minors on the Internet, who runs a church brownie sale, who wept for two weeks when his father died just after a big argument, who handed back the twenty dollars a cashier wrongly gave him. The world is scared because Joe Christian doesn’t fit into its tired formula of hatred and delusion.

So go and make the world afraid by being your everyday, won’t-ever-have-it-together, Jesus-covered self. And while you’re doing that, I may find something else to watch on Wednesday nights.
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Lynn Hare link
5/12/2014 08:19:27 am

Why do counterfeiters make $20 bills instead of $1 bills? Because they are of greater value. The worst distortions of truth copycat authentic Christianity, but contain truth mixed with lies. Criminal Minds, indeed. It's a rare TV show in the 21st century that displays the courage of good old Joe Christian living as salt and light in his modest surroundings. I pray that instead of spending tons of time focusing on repelling the darkness, that instead we focus on His light and the next upgrade in the spirit realm. Tony, let us know what you end up doing on Wednesday nights instead.

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Anthony Otten link
5/13/2014 03:31:43 am

All true, Lynn. I have thought for some time (and you would might agree) that the greatest threat to Christianity in the 21st century is not the "New Atheists" or secular outsiders, but Christianity itself: people who believe in the Prosperity Gospel (if you're good, you'll be rich), or those who picket soldiers' funerals. In other words, incarnations of Christianity that are not true to its fundamental character of love and truth.

As for Wednesday nights, I may read. Right now the book on the stack is "The Red Badge of Courage," by Stephen Crane. An excellent American novel.

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Lady Lilith link
6/9/2014 10:53:19 am

I also love that show. I have not gotten around to watching it recently but when I do manage to catch an episode or two, I am just amazed.

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     Anthony Otten has published stories in Jabberwock Review, Valparaiso Fiction Review, Wind, Still: The Journal, and others. He has been a finalist for the Hargrove Editors' Prize in Fiction. He lives in Kentucky.

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